"Nigeria Is A Finished Goods Country" - Comedian Ali Baba

With situations that have been flaring up for the past couple of days, Nigerians are not at all pleased and are baring their minds. With reference to Rio 2016,  the way at which the Dream Team VI were been handled by the lackadaisical officials was very appalling. Comedian Ali Baba had time to pour out his heart. Read after the break.

"NIGERIA IS A FINISHED GOODS COUNTRY. A COUNTRY THAT IS ONLY INTERESTED IN THE END PRODUCTS DOES NOT INVEST IN THE PROCESS. THATS NIGERIA. WE LIKE CHOCOLATE. BUT TO CONVERT COCOA TO CHOCOLATE IS ROCKET SCIENCE. WE HAVE OVER 200m CARS. THATS A CAR MULTIPLIED BY 4 TYRES MINIMUM.

WE LIKE TO GO TO COUNTRIES THAT HAVE BEACH-SIDES AND WATERFRONTS... YET WE HAVE ACRES OF COASTLINES. NO TOURISM POLICY TO HARNESS THE SECTOR. WE HAVE STADIA SCATTERED ACROSS THE COUNTRY IN ALL STATES OF DECAY & ABANDONMENT, OR AT BEST UNDERUTILIZED. YET WE WANT TO WIN OLYMPIC GOLD.

NIGERIA IS BURSTING AT ITS SEAMS WITH RAW & DEVELOPED CREATIVE TALENTS, THAT NEEDS NO SUPPORT FROM GOVT. YET ORDINARY PIRACY LAWS, WE NO GET. WE KNOW THE SPORTS THAT CAN BRING US SEVERAL MEDALS, BOXING, SWIMMING, LONG JUMP, WEIGHTLIFTING... WHO POLO AND GOLF DON HEP FOR NIGERIA? GO SEE THE SPACES RESERVED FOR POLO AND GOLF IN NIGERIA. HOW MANY MEDALS HAVE THESE SPORTS BROUGHT US? YET WE DONT SEE HOW THAT KILLS SPORTS.

NIGERIA USED TO HAVE THE MOBIL OPENS AND OTHER KEENLY CONTESTED SPORTS MEET. THAT WAS WHEN WE HAD THE BEST CROP OF ATHLETES, NOW NOTHING. WE HAVE A COUNTRY THAT WANTS TO SEE ATHLETES & FOOTBALLERS MAKING IT ON THEIR OWN, BEFORE CALLING THEM TO COME FOR NATIONAL DUTY. NA TODAY? MOST OF THESE FOOTBALLERS HUSTLE THEIR WAY INTO EUROPE & BEGIN TO MAKE WAVES. THEN THAT FINISHED PRODUCT MENTALITY KICKS IN. NATIONAL CALL.

THEN WHEN WE DECIDE TO APPOINT SPORTS ADMINISTRATORS, WE APPOINT THEM BASED ON THE POLITICAL AFFILIATIONS. SPORT MINISTERS WEY KNOW NADAAAA.

I HAVE SEEN IJAW BOYS DO BREAST STROKES FASTER THAN OLYMPIC & WORLD RECORDS, BUT WHO IS HARNESSING IT? THE BOYS ARE BEST USED AS PARTY THUGS. MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO REFUSED TO SEE THE VALUE IN STAND UP COMEDY BACK IN 1987, ARE IN GOVERNMENT. IT TOOK OBASANJO TO BRING IT TO FORE.

WHAT IS THE TOURISM ATTRACTION IN DUBAI? CAMELS, SAND, ROAD INFRASTRUCTURE, ARCHITECTURE, BEACH & WATER TOURISM... AND WHY CANT WE HAVE THEM. POLICIES! POLICIES!! POLICIES!!! WE DONT NEED THEIR ROLES. JUST THE RULES. LET OTHERS KEY INTO IT. NO ONE NEEDS GOVT FUNDING. JUST ENABLING ENVIRONMENT. MAKE THE LAWS. ENFORCE THEM. PUNISH LAW BREAKERS. PROVIDE SECURITY. SHIKENNNAAAAAAAA.

DID NIGERIAN GOVT GROW NOLLYWOOD? DID NIGERIAN GOVT MAKE PSQUARE, DAVIDO, TUBABA? WHAT OF THE COMEDY SECTOR? JUST CREATE POLICIES. LOBATAN."